I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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