I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
