GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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