Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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