The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
