hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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