We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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