is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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