I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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