absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
id be glad to
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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