Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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