I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Those nachos came to me in a dream
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
