I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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