Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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