do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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