is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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