i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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