Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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