IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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