How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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