Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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