i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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