omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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