he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?