3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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