I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
