just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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