He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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