How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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