what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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