Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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