White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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