And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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