I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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