But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
