I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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