I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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