did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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