"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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