no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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