We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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