Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
