I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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