Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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