i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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