if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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