All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can I color on your dick again?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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