There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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