How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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