dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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