And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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