garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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